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“Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead.”
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

drop-the-rainbow:

agentfelicitysmoak:

Superheroes subtly describing their powers

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Tony “i don’t give a single fuck” Stark

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gnarlsmeowley:

tumbylr:

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via sarcasmasadefencemechanism)

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wheelchair-warrior:

i am the most obnoxious person i know

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When you think you’re going for a great shit and it comes out in little pieces.

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Originally posted by postmontage

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henryfoss:

nickvelantine:

henryfoss:

Okay I’m trying to find this one particular meme… I’m hoping that with this rough recreation I just made in paint I can Stir Someone’s Memory and they can send me the true meme. It looks something like this:

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I haven’t seen this meme in years but I love it so much, please

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THANK YOU

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cravings:

bullied:

seedy:

my-life-in-disney:

How come I never caught this.

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iknowyoudidntinvitemelastsummer:

wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

My father disagrees. He thinks he won’t last five

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online-ghost: “ captainamerica-in-middle-earth: “ exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: “ things I love about this • someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail • the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail • “live harmless reptile” • her face • the tortoise’s...

online-ghost:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

things I love about this

  • someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
  • the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
  • “live harmless reptile”
  • her face
  • the tortoise’s face

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen

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frankedcastle:

HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter)

Bonus:

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thenicolexoxo:

I laugh every time I see this

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